Sunday, October 11, 2009

Long time no post!

Cos i usually post only to procrasinate from studying or doing homework...

But heck, its a week left to school so i'll post.

Oh and By The Way...

I'm not really into the social network online except for msn and blogger.

Like Netlog, Myspace, flixster, twatter (huhuhuhuhuh), i did use facebook before, but i'm not using it now, so I most probably won't accept friend request or other stuffs.

Anyway,

First of all!

Dear, all the best in taking that paper!

I know you'll get good grades. But if you don't, I just want you to know that...

Its not my fault!

...

And its not your fault either. So don't beat yourself up like you did the last time ok?

I'll be honest here. It hurts me to see you in despair and not being able to help.

Gpa and grades aren't actually that important.

To me it comes third. Money comes second! (Sarcasm)

But the thing that comes the first is that you didn't boast about it. (Either outrightly or in a subtle manner. Lots of my female friends does just that. And they think people can't see through it. Sheesh.)

Anyway, try your best ok!

Oh and I passed my Final Theory Test!

You know, at the end of the test, they'd grade you on the spot, and its either a PASS or a FAIL.

I got a PASS!

But it shouldn't have said PASS.

It should be more like OMGWTFBBQ YOU PASSED, YOUR SOOO GOOD, I'M NOT WORTHY!

But hey! I passed!

(And yes, i'm boasting outright. But its for the greater good you know... Preserve the environment and all that crap. Remember to recycle paper though)

And finally, to you, the perverted old fart (whos actually a girl)

In your mind, you are either:

a) trying to be funny
b) trying to be smart
c) trying to look cool


But in reality, you are either:

a) an idiot
b) a dumbass
c) all of the above

Thats all for today.

See you next time!

Ok, time for l4d!!!!!!

Farren Atlantis Praises The Lord At 1:35 AM

Monday, September 14, 2009


I think its a little too early to say i love you.

I mean, we've only known each other for such a short time, and i don't really know about your family background and neither do you know about mine.

But still, i feel like saying it.

I'm glad we met, thank you for being you.

Farren Atlantis Praises The Lord At 1:19 PM

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Hey ya!

Recently I've been looking through my own blog and found out - Whoa; too wordy! Along with them words are the one sentence post. So I've decided, today I shall make a post with lots of pictures!

Today I've cleaned my hamster cage, vacuumed my room, clean the bedsheets and prepared lunch! But I haven't started HBD revision at all... And its already 7.47pm and the papers tmr!
No motivation...

I went to dig out my parent's wedding photo, their lives are so different from how it is now. And I think they got that way raising me and my sisters. Feel kinda terrible after looking... So I've made up my mind, I'll wanna make them proud.

Oh yeah, i promised pictures!

These are the bowling trohpies won by my parents. None of them are mine though.

But i do have this ping-pong ball i stole from primary school during badminton training! I faked like i was cleaning the equipment area and...


This is my golden axe! Its my favourite toy when i was little. My grandmother hid it at some point cos i hit my uncle with it.




This is my pole i bought from NTUC. As i grew, so did my weapon collection.




And these are my arrows from archery training. Wonder what i will get next.




These are my stationary i used during primary school. I don't know, but i kinda get attached to things. Refused to let mom throw them away.




This is my marble collection!


My dad used to run a mosaic company. He gave me these cos i was so fascinated at the different patterns. Out of all the stones, the blue ones my favourite. Dad says thats the cheapest. I got mad with him.


These are my 3 jewels. I used to flash a torchlight at one in the deep dark storeroom - makes many rainbow colored stars.
The center crystal is my favourite. It was given to me by my parents. I washed it 2 times a day when i was young. But i accidently dropped it while washing and it broke.
Oh yeah! I cried like for a week and my parents gave me the right crystal to make up for the broken one. The slightly red one at the right was bought from Malaysia for $5.


This is my drug dictionary book. I don't like it.


How did i get this? I'm not too sure... just found it in my cupboard.


Heres all my precious stuff! Cos they're all shiny! One of them is a big golden button i pulled out from one of my mom's business jacket. Can you find it?

This is my diary when i was young. It has 3 locks on it! I have another one now, but you can't see that.


These are 2 of my most favourite toys when i was young. I used to play mock battles with them but always made the blue plane win cos i like the color blue.


Heres my collection of books! The middle one is my favourite, it has lots of awesome pictures of the earth. Its a christmas gift from my aunt and costs over a hundred dollars. But i have to admit, i don't really read them - I'd just look at the pictures :/




These are my most precious stuff out of all my items. They may not look valuable, but its given to me from my mom and dad when i was young.

I better get to revision now. Got this feeling of impending doom about my paper tomorrow...

Wish me luck!


Farren Atlantis Praises The Lord At 7:52 PM

Sunday, August 23, 2009

You guys have grown pretty much since you were placed under my care.

Even up to the point where you're almost ashamed of how you were before. Thats the extend of your growth. I'm glad.

Well. Now I won't have much say in your future. You guys need to chart your own directions. Be super sensitive to your surroundings, note and write down changes in people's cultures, the way they dress, and what they believe in.

And from there, find out what you believe in. Its the little skills and habits that life itself teaches you that makes you smart, skilled and efficient. Teachers in schools and parents who guide you, they can only provide the main areas to follow.

If you blindly follow that line, you'll most likely grow up to be someone without skills or memory, but just someone who follows orders... and screws them up.

Its the little skills and habits you pick up that perfects the main lines that your parents, teachers, have taught you. Its these that enables you to adapt to the changing education and the styles of learning more difficult topics. Thats how you stay in the game.

Well, thats my observation.

Now go do yours.

See you when the storms through.

Farren Atlantis Praises The Lord At 11:30 PM

Friday, August 21, 2009

My aunt keeps taking the toilet roll i placed in the hall to clean the hamster cage!

Farren Atlantis Praises The Lord At 6:03 PM

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

You know, I was thinking...

If everyone in the world were like me, life would be boring.

Cos everyone would want to take over the world. Then, there would be no world to take over.

Because of that, I'm glad everyone is the way they are. I'll try to remember that when i enslave your butts.

Also, there wouldn't be a need for girls. Cos i'd have a robotic lesbian space army, from outer space, at my fingertips.

So screw me.

Err i mean you.

...Back to studying


Farren Atlantis Praises The Lord At 7:55 PM

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Hey guys...

I apologise for not blogging much.

Been rather hectic these few days, so i might not seem cheerful atm. Revisions and projs can do that to you. I think i'll be back to my normal self with a few days rest or so.

Anyway, some of you requested the 'my kind of girl' facebook quiz right?

Well, i haven't been to facebook for awhile now.

But yeah, i've seen many people's opinion about what type of guy/girl they'd want.

Erm... i think i wouldn't be answering those questions right now. I mean, i don't really want to do them, its all for humor anyway right?

But to answer your questions, what do i want in a girl...

Hmm...

Define BGR girls; "They learn to live, love, move like a woman, become accustomed to their new image. They learn to flirt, to seduce, to detect desire in a boy's eyes. Women's love was a charmed progression of eyes, hands, fingers, shoulders, back, lips, mouth, breast to culminate in the supine body's epiphany."

Chimonology aside, it requires the basic understanding of the dating game to really know what you're after in the opposite sex.

Well, to put it simply, i want a girl whos faithful and wants a long term relationship.

So...

1) A girl which radiates happiness, you know, like you can sense shes happy with life. This does not mean shes making others happy. It means shes happy.

2) Someone who's interested in me, and wants to be intimate with me, but is embarassed to show it.

3) Someone mature enough to know what type of guy she wants. Girls who drool over too much guys kinda turns me off.

I know it sounds really confusing, but i'll explain and things would be clearer as we move along. These are the first 3 points i usually tell my juniors. Both to guys and girls. But people like these are rare, so if you do find one, turn your shoes inside out to get em...

The explanation...

...

Point 1

A girl which radiates happiness. Actually, this only means that the girl is pure hearted.

Ever seen those fairy-like girls in disney, animes and even some movies? Think of them as having a pure heart/soul and mind? Thats the reason why so many people love them. A pure person who cares for others shows it by the happiness they feel every single time of their lives.

This is a really difficult point to explain. Almost everyone can act happy, but this type of happiness is really different from ordinary happy. Compare disney princesses with real life people. Maybe someday you'll find out what it means.


Point 2

Someone who's interested in me, and wants to get intimate, but is embarassed to show it.
Basically the 'interested in me' part is normal for all relationships. Everyone wants that right?

'Wants to get intimate'... not really necessary, but i'm including this as an illustration. Without this point, i can't really explain further.

So the girl wants to be intimate, but shes embarassed about it. It shows that her love is genuine, not just after your body. I've personally experienced relationships with girls after only lust. It feels good, that they're into you. But theres this sickening feeling to it... doesn't feel right.


Point 3

Someone mature enough to know what type of guy she wants.

Just goes to show that you can make up your mind and won't be a big fat burden as a wife. I've seen many girls gossiping about which guys they like, and thats normal, but the thing is, they're already attached. And they're around age 17+...

Kinda immature... And i thought girls mature faster than guys.

Having said all those, the 3 points could be applied to guys as well. I know many girls out there are frustrated over the guy not staying faithful. I think... these 3 points may be of some help. However, it will be discouraging as there aren't much people who are like that in the world.

...

Then theres another point i wanna emphasize on.

Its to do with the word 'change'.

For me, i don't really entertain people who try and prove to me how much they've changed.

More mature, more intelligent, wiser, more hardworking.... anything.

But i'm afraid, once i flag a person as two-timer, cheater, liar, etc... I don't really go back on my word and see that person in a different light. I learnt my lesson on that a few months ago. Maybe there are people who change, but i am not gonna believe it in my heart. Simply cos its hard to. You change, but after awhile, you'll change back. Cos you already have your style and habits.

And thats why, dear readers, you should not trust people you've broken up with. However they might tell you how they've improved, become better and so on and so forth.

Thank you for reading.

Have a good day.

Farren Atlantis Praises The Lord At 12:43 AM

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Name - Lai Jing Jie
Farren Atlantis Esorgorwelth
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St. Gabriels primary -> Guangyang Secondary ->Nanyang Poly Pharmaceutical Science horoscope:Leo
7 August 1991

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